Family begins with a capital eff.´I’m wondering how many more f*cking ´´phases´´ I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me ´´it’s just a phase!´´ for the last 15 bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is ´´just a phase´´. Potty training and the associated accidents ´´is just a phase´´. The tantrums of the terrible twos are ´´just a phase´´. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1 p.m. without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All ´´just phases´´! When do the ´´phases´´ end, though? When?´Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gabrielle Glaister. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/004473/bk_hcuk_004473_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Have you ever asked yourself why girls don’t like you? What´s wrong with me? Why don´t women understand me? What’s wrong with my relationships? Why does that guy have thousands of women at his feet and I´m not even being considered?I asked myself these questions many times and cried a lot, wondering what was wrong with me. Would that hell ever have had an end? Well, sit down and listen to me because I’m gonna tell you everything....In this audiobook you will find the complete bundle of the first three books of the series Montecristo Doesn’t Exist including:Natural Dating for Attracting WomenHow to approach a girl everywhere and anytime, regardless of you appearance and your wealthHow to use body language to seduce and attract a girlHow to maintain engaging and endless conversationsHow to have more confidence and less stress before approachingHow to chat effectively to get a date as fast as possible (with practical examples)How to use the social circle game to passively attract any woman without having to put too much effort in itHow to create and manage a group so that everybody loves you, and you´ll be able to have a lot of girls at your feetDating Advice for Men’s RelationshipsHow to recognize and analyze the mind-set of a woman to predict her next movesHow to find ´´the right one”How to manage more relationships at the same timeHow to manage a long-term relationship in a perfect wayHow to free yourself from anxiety, jealousy, possessivenessHow to get over a breakup, the two ultimate methodsMy secret for not being left anymore, and how to be desired by all the girlsAnd much more...If you are wondering if you will be able to apply what you will find in this book, I guarantee you that the answer is yes! These volumes are made to make you 1. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152206/bk_acx0_152206_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Have you ever felt alone? Be honest. Have you ever had that feeling of emptiness that comes when you feel powerless after being rejected once again by another woman? Well, if you also asked yourself these questions at least once in your lifetime...don´t worry, I know perfectly how you feel. That´s because I asked myself these questions before you. Believe me when I tell you that I spent many nights crying, wondering what was wrong with me, asking myself why I had no friends or girls, wondering if I would ever get out of that hell. Then one day I opened my eyes...What happened? Well, sit down because now I´ll tell you the story of how from a true ´´loser´´, I managed to have dozens of relationships with incredible girls, while also improving my life radically in terms of self-esteem and confidence. What you will learn in this book: How to approach a girl everywhere and anytime, regardless of you appearance and your wealth How to use body language to seduce and attract a girl How to maintain engaging and endless conversations How to have more confidence and less stress before approaching How to chat effectively to get a date as fast as possible (with practical examples) How to use the social circle game to passively attract any woman without having to put too much effort into itHow to create and manage a group so that everybody loves you, and you´ll be able to have a lot of girls at your feet How to create a group from scratch with new people and friends even if you don´t know anybody in a new city or in a new place I´ve spent my last five years experimenting in the field with the principles that you´ll find in this book, and believe me when I tell you that I´ve tried them all. That´s why I offer you a concentrated guide, extremely practical, and without useless theories to simplify your jour 1. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153793/bk_acx0_153793_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Steve Coogan is Alan Patridge, the chat show host from hell, in two episodes from his original BBC Radio 4 series. In the first of two cringe-inducing episodes, Alan meets ´Britain´s greatest living novelist´, Lawrence Camley, and tackles him on the subject of not winning the Nobel prize for Literature. Feminist therapist Ali Tennant demonstrates her work on Alan, with surprising results, whilst a vile slur is cast upon Adam Wells, ´Carnaby Street´s Mr Boutique´, when he attempts to promote his new fizzy drink Vegina. The second episode finds Alan augmented by an American supermodel co-host as they broadcast live from Las Vegas. Their guests include Hollywood star couple Sally Hoff and Conrad Knight, who persuade Alan to join them in a Las Vegas Medley. Next on the bill is New York Jewish comedian Bernie Rosen, who doesn´t quite deliver the goods as far as Alan is concerned, and finally the host with the most challenges professional gambler Jack ´the Black Cat´ Colson in a game of roulette at a great personal cost. Joining Steve Coogan as he squirms his way across the easy chairs are Rebecca Front, Doon MacKichan, Patrick Marber, and David Schneider. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Coogan, Full Cast. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/rt/bbcw/000113/rt_bbcw_000113_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
An enchanting new chapter book for children, from number one best-selling author Matt Haig; cover illustration by the award-winning Emily Gravett. Evie is a little girl with a special talent. She can talk to animals. But when she rescues the school rabbit, Gerald, and sets him free, Evie lands in big trouble. She promises her dad never to talk to animals again. For a whole year, Evie ignores them all. She doesn’t chat to the birds and dogs. She even ignores a little silver tabby cat who miaows: ‘Help me! Help me!’ But when Evie sees the same silver kitten on a missing poster, she secretly starts using her magical gift again. Soon she discovers that this cat isn´t the only animal to have gone missing in town. And if Evie won’t find them, who will? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Natascha McElhone. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/cnon/000724/bk_cnon_000724_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
To John Baldoni, leadership doesn´t change just because of a bad economy. When leadership is about people, whether it be training the next generation of leaders or just stopping to chat with other employees, that stays the same even during a recession. It is a leader´s job to inspire confidence in their people so that they will remain resilient during the hard times and remain in the company when things get better. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dave Summers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/amai/000186/bk_amai_000186_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When the Archangel Michael invites Lucifer to a Miami bar for a drink, the Prince of the Damned is confused but excited. He doesn´t miss his old home in Heaven, but he does like to chat with his brother Michael.When Raphael, Enoch, and Gabriel show up, Lucifer is at first angry, then concerned. These kinds of celestial meetings don´t happen often, and when they do, it´s usually due to some existential emergency. His concerns are well-founded when Michael informs Lucifer that the Gaia, mother to all life on Earth, and God have had an argument. Gaia storms out of heaven to be alone in the earth´s core, but before she does, she tells Michael, Enoch, Gabriel, and Raphael to become the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and destroy all human life on Earth. When the four brothers try to talk to God about the issue, he disappears, presumably somewhere on the planet in human form.Well, the brothers are good boys, and always do what mom says; but considering they are about to wipe out over eight billion people, and they can´t find God for advice, they´re going to need a drink. Moreover, they need Lucifer to locate Dad and keep him safe while they destroy the world.The Well: Four Horsemen, is the first book in an ongoing Apocalyptic series. Sometimes horror, sometimes action, sometimes romance, and sometimes sci-fi, but always a wild ride of sarcasm and fun.The Well is a series that will challenge you, entertain you, make you laugh, scare you, titillate you, and then leave you begging for more. One word of caution, however; the series doesn´t pull punches and doesn´t turn its head when things get rough. It´s an existential roller-coaster, and where it stops? Nobody knows.Well, God might if Lucifer can find him. 1. Language: English. Narrator: M.J. Graywood. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/148567/bk_acx0_148567_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Crazy co-workers stressing you out? Here´s the solution. Let´s face it. Some people just don´t listen, don´t care, and aren´t willing to compromise. And you probably work with some of them. The incomprehensible supervisor. The person in the next office who chats more than works. The customer who, by the way, isn´t always right. The good news is, it doesn´t take two people to change a relationship in the workplace. It takes one - you! Now the best-selling author of Living Successfully with Screwed-Up People offers expert advice to help you not only get along with co-workers who get under your skin but actually succeed at work in spite of them. You´ll learn how to be unflappable, imperturbable, and unflustered in every workplace situation. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mimi Black. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/oasi/001067/bk_oasi_001067_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
An anonymous chat forum. Two lonely people. And the summer everything changed. Camden Bergen is Colorado royalty. An heir to the Bergen Mountain Sports empire, he could have the world at his fingertips. Instead, he´s shouldering the pain of his past, across the ocean, hidden away from everyone but his anonymous online friend known to him only as Mountain Daisy. But that´s about to change. Cadence Lowry doesn´t have time for distractions. Between teaching full time, raising her young son, and renovating two historic homes, her only escape is corresponding with her chat forum friend, Mountain Mac. Love isn´t on her radar until Camden mysteriously returns to Denver after a decade long absence and moves in next door. It´s only for the summer, but things don´t stay neighborly for long. Surrendering to an attraction they can´t deny, they agree to a no strings attached steamy summer fling. But when their hidden identities are revealed, will it be too late to salvage a love always meant to be?