It can be be hard to find the right words to say to that one person who has caught your eye. However, saying ´´Hello, my name is Blah´´ is lame, and is simply not memorable. To be memorable, you will need a chat up line to break the ice, and to bring a smile to the girl you approach. With this eBook you will learn tons of winning pick up lines, giving you the ability to turn that first encounter into a fun night, maybe a romantic liaison and even a successful long term relationship. These 250 Pick Up Lines can be used successfully on any woman, any time, any place anywhere. These PickUp Lines are funny, clever, cheesy, flirty, corny and romantic, but most of all they are successful. Having a few of the chat up lines you will learn from this book up your sleeve will help you successfully meet, attract, and even seduce any woman you desire. Why you should buy this book These 250 Pick Up Lines are probably the largest collection anywhere in the world, and they are all here for you to learn and remember. This is a quick fun read, and who knows - reading this book may just change your life for the better! 250 Pick Up Lines is a must have! Stop making a fool of yourself, and start using stuff that works! All these lines are Fun and Easy to Learn. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Baker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/025709/bk_acx0_025709_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A mind-expanding, deeply humane tour of language(s) - and those who speak, study and invent them - by the best-selling author of Born on a Blue Day and Thinking in Numbers. Is vocabulary destiny? Why do clocks ´talk´ to the Nahua people of Mexico? Will AI researchers ever produce true human-machine dialogue? In this mesmerizing collection of essays, Daniel Tammet answers these and many other questions about the intricacy and profound power of language. In Every Word Is a Bird We Teach to Sing, Tammet goes back in time to explore the numeric language of his autistic childhood; in Iceland he learns why the name Blær became a court case; in Canada he meets one of the world´s most accomplished lip readers. He chats with chatbots, contrives an ´e´-less essay on lipograms, studies the grammar of the telephone, contemplates the significance of disappearing dialects and corresponds with native Esperanto speakers - in their mother tongue. A joyous romp through the world of words, letters, stories and meanings, Every Word Is a Bird We Teach to Sing explores the way communication shapes reality. From the art of translation to the lyricism of sign language, these essays display the stunning range of Tammet´s literary and polyglot talents. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Daniel Tammet. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hodd/001215/bk_hodd_001215_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Here is the ultimate book on the worldwide movement of hackers, pranksters, and activists that operates under the non-name Anonymous, by the writer the Huffington Post says ´´knows all of [Anonymous´s] deepest, darkest secrets.´´ Half a dozen years ago, anthropologist Gabriella Coleman set out to study the rise of this global phenomenon just as some of its members were turning to political protest and dangerous disruption. She ended up becoming so closely connected to Anonymous that the tricky story of her inside-outside status as Anon confidante, interpreter, and erstwhile mouthpiece forms one of the themes of this witty and entirely engrossing book. The narrative brims with details unearthed from within a notoriously mysterious subculture, whose semi-legendary tricksters - such as Topiary, tflow, Anachaos, and Sabu - emerge as complex, diverse, politically and culturally sophisticated people. Propelled by years of chats and encounters with a multitude of hackers, Hacker, Hoaxer, Whistleblower, Spy is filled with insights into the meaning of digital activism and little-understood facets of culture in the Internet age. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tavia Gilbert. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/007051/bk_tant_007051_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Savannah can´t believe the mess she´s gotten herself into. A late-night half-drunk encounter in a chat room led to some explicit shots of her naked, and now the once-friendly chatter demands she show up at a hotel for a more personal chat! Reluctantly, she arrives, hoping she can keep the whole thing under wraps, but it won´t be easy. He has a friend with him, and she´ll have to satisfy both of them with a rough-sex double-team encounter complete with forced deep throat and spanking! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during a rough double-team encounter. It includes rough sex, spanking, humiliation, forced deep throat, and forced semen swallowing. It is intended for mature listeners who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017085/bk_acx0_017085_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Aha! Six BBC Radio 4 episodes featuring the king of chat Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) in a series of hysterically excruciating encounters with guests played by Rebecca Front, David Schneider, Patrick Marber and Doon Mackichan. Also included are two bonus programmes: a spoof behind-the-scenes feature, Knowing Knowing Me, Knowing You, and In Conversation with Steve Coogan. Duration: 4 hours approx. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Patrick Marber, Rebecca Front, Steve Coogan. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rhuk/002755/bk_rhuk_002755_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A professional killer is at large in the cities of Italy. Code-named ´Pit Bull´, he is a master of disguise and an expert with weapons. He modifies his guns and his bullets are untraceable. His skill with prosthetics, wigs and makeup means that no two victims witness the same terrifying final vision. This is a hunt for a man with no face. Only the picture of a pit bull terrier left behind at each murder can link the crimes. Day after day, Ispettore Negro works on her seemingly impossible case. But when a young man unwittingly encounters Pit Bull in an internet chat room, he provides Negro with the clue that could lead her to her target. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Daniel Philpott. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rhuk/000746/bk_rhuk_000746_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It was cold, spooky and very boring. Frank hated Friday nights, sitting in the museum while his mum did the cleaning. He felt very alone - until a skeleton came over for a chat! And suddenly the museum didn’t seem quite so boring any more. But after a few chilling encounters with some of the skeleton’s weird and wonderful friends, all Frank really wants is his mum.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Rosen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/oakh/000344/bk_oakh_000344_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Passion is only a short trip away in Love Letters Volume 4: Travel to Temptation. M Is for Melting by Maggie Wells: When Samantha Walters contacts childhood pen pal Luca Camilleri, she discovers the boy she knew is now an incredibly desirable man. And a not-so-innocent comment in an online chat spurs Sam to give in to impulse, heading to Malta for a vacation fling. N Is for Naughty by Christina Thacher: Chasing a reclusive author sends Steve Collins to New Zealand - and into the bed of smart and sexy Gemma Robinson, the writer´s granddaughter. Can Steve earn her forgiveness when she learns he used her to find his idol? O Is for One More Night by Ginny Glass: Winnie Caesar only intends to ask Silas Quinn for help in locating a stolen artifact, not to relive the steamy night they once shared. But when Winnie tracks him down in Brazil, her plans are derailed by their unstoppable passion.... P Is for Predicament by Emily Cale: Finally single and ready to move on with his life, Jason Logan plans a getaway to the Indian Himalayas.... but so does his ex, Dillon Waters. Soon a simple chat leads to much more intimate encounters. Q Is for Quarrel by Ginny Glass and Christina Thacher: The last thing Zane Harrison expects to find in his borrowed Majorcan villa is an undressed-to-impress woman! Turns out he and Tara Curtis were both promised exclusive use of the villa. They quickly discover a way to broker a truce by sharing a bedroom.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sasha Dunbrooke, Shannon Gunn. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harl/001468/bk_harl_001468_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Nora Ephron meets Bridget Jones´s Diary in Guardian columnist Stella Grey´s heartrendingly honest, witty memoir about her online odyssey to find real love in a virtual world. Singers may croon about love being lovelier the second time around, but it can also be far more complicated. When Stella Grey´s husband leaves her for another woman, she fears she´ll be unhappy and alone for the rest of her life. But daytime vodka drinking and ice cream are only short-term consolations. Realizing that she needs to take her future into her own hands, Stella dives into the world of online dating. What follow are 693 days of hilarious, depressing, and baffling encounters that unfold both in person and online. Stella quickly discovers that the more perfect a man appears on her screen, the warier she should be. It´s a game of chance, with some players perfectly willing to lie to get what they want, whether that´s a lifetime of love or a very brief encounter. Amid flirty emails, Skype chats, and awkward small talk over glasses of bad wine (which may or may not lead to awkward sex), Stella struggles to remain optimistic. To succeed, does she have to redefine the kind of man she´s looking for - or change the kind of woman she is? Funny, raw, and heartwarming, this book is a brutally honest account of the world of online dating - a world that so many of us are a part of, no matter our age - drawn from Stella´s hugely popular Guardian column, Mid-life Ex-Wife (and expanded with new material) about her search for a second chance at love. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Penelope Rawlins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/005984/bk_harp_005984_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This international best seller (over a million copies have been sold) is the fictionalized memoir of Melissa P., a Sicilian teenager whose quest for love rapidly devolves into a shocking journey of sexual discovery.Melissa begins her diary a virgin, but a stormy affair at the age of 14 leads her to regard sex as a means of self-discovery. Over the next two years, she plunges into a succession of encounters with various partners, male and female, both her age and much older, some met through schoolmates, others through newspaper ads and Internet chat rooms.In graphic detail, Melissa describes her entry into a Dante-esque underworld of eroticism, where she willingly participates in group sex and sadomasochism, as well as casual pick-ups. Her secret life is concealed from family and friends, revealed only in her diary entries.Told with disarming candor, Melissa P.´s bittersweet tour of extreme desires is as poignant as it is titillating. This is a stunning erotic debut. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Parente. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/000385/bk_boli_000385_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.